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Mmmmmmmovies
This post is about movies. Written and Directed by Gino. guest paragraph by Quentin Tarantino . Some scenes may be unsuitable for children who are pussies. Contains the word "pussy".
I saw BATMAN BEGINS today...they should've called it "Batman begins and doesn't end for 17 hours." Not saying i didn't like it, but it was long. (note: this movie is rated N for Ninjas).
Everytime I see STAR WARS: EPISODE 3, I hate it more. Which begs the question: "why do you keep watching that filth?" Answer: Shut up. I'm bored and I have a bootlegged copy from the middle east. Did anyone else think that they could've made an entirely other movie out of the "let's get this piece of shit over with" last 20 minutes of the film? Oh well, atleast there were limbs lost and faces melted. I promise I won't watch star wars anymore.
TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE. If you don't think this movie is funny you are either leaning way too far to the right or way too far to the left because it unmercifully makes fun of both sides. Either that or you suck. The soudtrack has got to be one of the best in recent memory. "I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made pearl harbor" HILLARIOUS.
I really want to see CRASH. I've heard nothing but good things. Plus my sleeper oscar pick Chris "Ludacris" Bridges is in it. First I have to get myself some friends who watch movies...or some friends in general.
ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN jumped to #28 on Amazon.com movie sales. Did these people buy it to see if they could recognize mark felt or something? He's not in it...i checked.
I thought MEET THE FOCKERS was pretty good. Dustin Hoffman was probably the highlight even though he's still trying to make up for ISHTAR. Oh yeah, and a baby says "asshole".
DUSTIN MEMORIAL GRANT directed by my associate Eric Elofson was shown at the HUB at UW a couple weeks ago. The highlight of the film is a shot of a fake edition of the campus newspaper with an article written by "Gino Click." There is also a hillarious scene where a republican group makes shirts that they believe to be Fox News's slogan that say "Seperate but Equal" on the back. However that scene doesn't have any Gino in it.
If you pay 6.75 for popcorn, and it is stale and not piping hot, you have every god given right to kill.
The opinions expressed in this post are the sole opinions of Gino Click and everyone else who is cool.
I saw BATMAN BEGINS today...they should've called it "Batman begins and doesn't end for 17 hours." Not saying i didn't like it, but it was long. (note: this movie is rated N for Ninjas).
Everytime I see STAR WARS: EPISODE 3, I hate it more. Which begs the question: "why do you keep watching that filth?" Answer: Shut up. I'm bored and I have a bootlegged copy from the middle east. Did anyone else think that they could've made an entirely other movie out of the "let's get this piece of shit over with" last 20 minutes of the film? Oh well, atleast there were limbs lost and faces melted. I promise I won't watch star wars anymore.
TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE. If you don't think this movie is funny you are either leaning way too far to the right or way too far to the left because it unmercifully makes fun of both sides. Either that or you suck. The soudtrack has got to be one of the best in recent memory. "I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made pearl harbor" HILLARIOUS.
I really want to see CRASH. I've heard nothing but good things. Plus my sleeper oscar pick Chris "Ludacris" Bridges is in it. First I have to get myself some friends who watch movies...or some friends in general.
ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN jumped to #28 on Amazon.com movie sales. Did these people buy it to see if they could recognize mark felt or something? He's not in it...i checked.
I thought MEET THE FOCKERS was pretty good. Dustin Hoffman was probably the highlight even though he's still trying to make up for ISHTAR. Oh yeah, and a baby says "asshole".
DUSTIN MEMORIAL GRANT directed by my associate Eric Elofson was shown at the HUB at UW a couple weeks ago. The highlight of the film is a shot of a fake edition of the campus newspaper with an article written by "Gino Click." There is also a hillarious scene where a republican group makes shirts that they believe to be Fox News's slogan that say "Seperate but Equal" on the back. However that scene doesn't have any Gino in it.
If you pay 6.75 for popcorn, and it is stale and not piping hot, you have every god given right to kill.
The opinions expressed in this post are the sole opinions of Gino Click and everyone else who is cool.