Gino, This is the President of Ick's Inc., we've been trying to reach you by phone for some time now to tell you you're fired. It appears one of our empoloyees has lodged a complaint against a "Burn," you placed upon him. I'm sorry you had to hear this way. All the best luck in future endeavors.
I'm probably the 3rd or 4th most famous person you'll ever meet that is named Gino, is part Italian and Filipino, has had a kidney transplant, graduated with a BA in Advertising, obsesses over robots, bears and aliens, chugs chocolate milk, eats peanut butter with a spoon, irrationally harbors love for the doomed Seattle sports scene, enjoys the occasional rock climbing trip, watches NASCAR (whoo!), whose favorite movie is the Muppets Take Manhattan, and just got accepted to Miami Ad School in San Francisco.
(ok maybe 5th or 6th)
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Anonymous, at 7:10 PM
Gino,
This is the President of Ick's Inc., we've been trying to reach you by phone for some time now to tell you you're fired. It appears one of our empoloyees has lodged a complaint against a "Burn," you placed upon him. I'm sorry you had to hear this way. All the best luck in future endeavors.
-Eric Elofson
Your friggin' boss
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David Blane, at 10:02 AM
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