the don't make em like they used to
So the other day I was outside getting the mail and I noticed some kids playing basketball a few houses down. They looked like they were about 10 years old and they looked like they were enjoying themselves. I started back down the driveway toward my house when out of nowhere, like a gunshot ringing through the air...
"What the fuck!? That's a fucking foul!"
These words didn't come from some degenerate in a city street. It was coming from those little kids down the way. I was still overcoming the shock of what I just heard when...
"Oh fuck! Fucking rebound dude, you fuck!"
Geeze. These kids were dropping F-bombs like vietnam yo. There's something to be said about little kids with big dirty mouths. It just doesn't look right, you know? It's kinda like when they do voice overs on chimpanzees. It's funny on TV, but you'd be wierded out if you ever saw a talking monkey in real life. I mean, there's just something inherently wrong with a kid resembling Dennis the Menace telling me to go fuck myself. As two of the kids started beating the other one sensless, I started thinking to myself how out of place it is for these children to be swearing.
First of all, when little kids swear, they over do it. Maybe they think that putting the word "fuck" in between every fucking other fucking word will fucking make them seem more fucking mature. Second, the voice. Usually expletives are used to strenghten your point. However, when these toddlers flip you off and open their mouths, and it sounds like mickey mouse, it's pretty humorous and whatever point they were trying to make has been lost because all I can think about is going to the beach with pluto and minnie now.
So I started walking into my house just as the little ones started some kind of satanic ritual involving the blood of some demon I can't remember. Anyway, I started wondering if what i just witnessed was really unique. I mean, were we like that when we were that age?
Well of course, but we were much fucking cooler.
"The Butch's mother is a whore massacre of 1937"
Minutes later, three were dead and countless others injured in one of the bloodiest backyard rumbles in american history
"What the fuck!? That's a fucking foul!"
These words didn't come from some degenerate in a city street. It was coming from those little kids down the way. I was still overcoming the shock of what I just heard when...
"Oh fuck! Fucking rebound dude, you fuck!"
Geeze. These kids were dropping F-bombs like vietnam yo. There's something to be said about little kids with big dirty mouths. It just doesn't look right, you know? It's kinda like when they do voice overs on chimpanzees. It's funny on TV, but you'd be wierded out if you ever saw a talking monkey in real life. I mean, there's just something inherently wrong with a kid resembling Dennis the Menace telling me to go fuck myself. As two of the kids started beating the other one sensless, I started thinking to myself how out of place it is for these children to be swearing.
First of all, when little kids swear, they over do it. Maybe they think that putting the word "fuck" in between every fucking other fucking word will fucking make them seem more fucking mature. Second, the voice. Usually expletives are used to strenghten your point. However, when these toddlers flip you off and open their mouths, and it sounds like mickey mouse, it's pretty humorous and whatever point they were trying to make has been lost because all I can think about is going to the beach with pluto and minnie now.
So I started walking into my house just as the little ones started some kind of satanic ritual involving the blood of some demon I can't remember. Anyway, I started wondering if what i just witnessed was really unique. I mean, were we like that when we were that age?
Well of course, but we were much fucking cooler.
"The Butch's mother is a whore massacre of 1937"
Minutes later, three were dead and countless others injured in one of the bloodiest backyard rumbles in american history
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